Finally, the landlord broke in. “I have to admit that you all have done well by your heirs,” he said, “but I have made my son heir to The Crown,.”In WWII, a destroyer was torpedoed, and 19 of the crew managed to get to a lifeboat. One of them had an unopened package of cigarettes, but nobody had a dry match. They finally figured out how each of them could have a smoke. they opened the pack and threw one cigarette over the side. That made the lifeboat a cigarette lighter.School was having show & tell. Johnny came up to the blackboard, picked up the chalk, and drew two dots. He put the chalk down in the tray. He turned to face the class, but he didn’t say anything for a minute.Teacher: “Johnny, what are you telling us?”Johnny: “You told us that these are periods, didn’t you?”Teacher: “Yes.”Johnny: “Well, my big sister, Katie, has missed two of them, and everybody at home is mad.”Mary, Margaret, and Maude all taught Sunday School in the same church. They were riding together in the same. My teacher told me that I should have spoken up earlier and I said, 'I was too shy. It was my girlfriend who told me I should speak up. She's sixteen, and very pretty and smart.'"Julia interrupted. "That was very clever, Carol. And thank you too." To the rest of us, Julia explained, "We rehearsed some things, but not for how Carol would respond to her teachers. Carol made that up on the spot."Carol said, "I didn't make it up. Every word is true. You are my girlfriend, you did tell me to speak up, and you are sixteen, very pretty and smart."Julia countered, "I won't argue with any of that, modesty not being my best virtue, but you were still smart picking out a truth that fitted your plan so well." OUR plan. It was easy to mention you because I'm proud that you're my girlfriend. Speaking of you, lots of girls in my class want to meet you now. Girls in my other classes too because I talked about you other times too."Julia laughed, "That's funny because lots of girls in my classes want.
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